Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry

A New World

Underground

Start a new game and you will be given a quiz. Answer all of the questions correctly Old school. You will get an achievement for starting the game You want it too. Press the button on the left to turn on a light. Use the roll up chalkboard, then use the fuse box that is revealed. Press the green button, then stand on the small round platform.

Lefty's

Examine the working shoe on the left to get a shoelace. Enter the bar to meet Becky Don't call it time travel. Talk to Lefty twice, ordering 2 beers. Keep talking to him about everything possible Stay a while and listen. Now give the barbarian brew to Becky. Try to open the toilet door, then talk to Lefty. Use the key on the toilet door.

Pick up some toilet paper from the right. Remove the patch (band aid) from the side of the toilet stall. Pick up the change from the small bench on the left, and the broomstick from next to the basin on the right. Combine the broomstick and toilet paper in your inventory, then use this on the slime on the floor. Pick up the glowing box from inside the slime. Leave the bathroom. Take the darts from the dart board, and the rainbow gum from beneath the right side of the bar. Now head out to the street.

Prune Incorporated

Go inside and talk to Finley to receive an access card. Use this on the elevator and head up to the Prune Skyloft. During the conversation, you will hand over the prototype and receive a PiPhone voucher. Back on the ground floor, give the voucher to Finley to get a PiPhone Late Adopter. After finishing the conversation, go back outside. Pick up the thermal jug from the ground on the left, then call an Unter to take you back to Lefty's.

Lefty's

Go inside and talk to Lefty until you receive the backroom key. Use this on the door to the right, then go through. Take the softener from the washing machine on the right, then search the clothes basket to get a fresh panty. Return left, then go through the other door to the toilet. While talking to Becky, ask for the toilet paper. Give her the fresh panty and you will return out to the bar automatically.

Go through the right door again. Open the toilet paper delivery box and take some scratchy toilet paper. Combine this with your softener. Return left, then enter the toilet again. Pull the cord on the trash bag, then pick up the trash bag. Go outside and call another Unter.

Prune Incorporated

Go inside and give the trash bag to Finley (and the soft toilet paper to Kyle). Talk about Timber and they will setup your profile. Examine the cardboard VR glasses to get a lens. Go outside and you will have 5 Timber points and 3 matches. Call an Unter and travel to a new location.

Bisexual

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Salon du Lezard on the left. Talk to Lemma and you will receive a stack of posters. Go back outside.

Lefty's

Try to use your stack of posters on the trash can to the right Lazybones!. Now put a poster on the poster wall (1/12) to the left of the door.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Salon du Lezard again and talk to Atticus and Everitt - ask for a latte (to get expired soy) and some gluten free bread. Also take a vegan licorice roll from the right side of the bar. Combine this with the shoelace in your inventory to get a long thread. Put a poster on the posters (2/12) above the right end of the bar. Go left and pick up the maca plant. Go back outside again.

Cross the road and enter the Leisure Suite. After automatically talking to Dick, click on the Where's Waldo dildo on the top of the shelves Found him!. Go back outside and put a poster on the poster wall (3/12) to the right of the gym door. Enter the gym. Interact with the cute dog to steal its dog toy. Put another poster on the poster wall (4/12) to the left of the reception area. Search the first aid box to get some disinfectional wipes.

Lefty's

Use your dry gum on the stray dog, then give him the dog toy. In your inventory, combine the sticky bone with the long thread. Use your sticky rod on the drain in the street to retrieve a small key. Head inside and put a poster on the poster wall (5/12) to the left. Enter the back room and put a poster on the poster wall (6/12) to the right. Take the gold tooth from the fossil. Go upstairs and mention Timber to get inside.

Talk to Erin about everything. Pick up the XL condom from the corner of the bed. Use the small key on the pink lock box, then take the collection voucher from inside it. Make your way downstairs and outside.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Leisure Suite again. Talk to Bea, but she can't read the collection voucher. Give her the lens, then talk again and you will receive a parcel and some rubber gloves. While you are here, put a poster on the poster wall (7/12) on the front of the counter, saying it is for a new sex toy.

Lefty's

Go inside and ask Lefty about the Internet, then the jukebox, then a drummer. Use your rubber glove on the jukebox plug. Now head to the back room, then up to the apartment. Talk to Erin to give her the parcel.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Salon du Lezard and ask to Lemma, then the guys, then Lemma again about the drummer. Go outside and examine the ash tray on the left to get a pack of cigarettes.

Lefty's

Head inside and talk to Lefty about the drummer - if you got enough clues from the Salon, you will learn a new destination.

Pier 69

Put a poster on the poster wall (8/12), then enter the fun fair. Examine the embossing machine, then use your gold tooth on it to get a gold doubloon. Further to the left, pick up the old corndog from the ground, then put a poster on the poster wall (9/12) - you will automatically take the conspiracy pamphlet first. Grab the diamond ring from on top of the wedding lectern on the stage here. Also pick up the plug-like chess piece from the chess board.

Talk to Waltraud, who is working at the Pawn Shop just to the right. Ask to buy the figurine. Now use your darts on the figurine, then talk to Waltraud again and buy it. Go right further and give the conspiracy pamphlet to the smoking guy. Now give him the pack of cigarettes in exchange for his e-piece pipe. Talk to Stix until he says he is quitting the band.

Lefty's

Go inside and head to the toilet. Use your gold doubloon on the old coin machine. Put the old corndog into the dispenser slot, then use the machine and select "Szechuan Sauce". Pick up the nostalgic corndog. While you are here, put a poster on the poster wall (10/12), then use a dart on the hanging poster to hold it in place. Return out to the bar and use your acrylic diamond ring on the jukebox glass, then take the record.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Pleasure Suite and talk to Dick, telling him the photo shoot should be at Pier 69. Return outside and go to the Salon du Lezard. Talk to Lemma. Open the guitar case near the door and take the matchbox to learn another new location. Use your record on the gramophone. Rotate the gramophone horn, then use the gramophone and take the rare book.

Pier 69

There will now be a pigeon near the statue here. In your inventory, combine the barbarian brew leftovers with the gluten free bread, then give this to the pigeon It wasn't me. After briefly talking to Lance, give him the nostalgic corndog.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Leisure Suite and take the second hand sign. Search the second hand dildos to find a cheese flavored dildo.

Pier 69

Enter the fun fair and give the second hand sign to Waltraud in exchange for the photo panorama. Return out to the pier and give the panorama to Dick to start the photo shoot Dick.

Hell's Pawn

Pick the flowers, then put a poster on the Hall's Pawn Posters (11/12) on the left side of the building. Talk to Cebe about the guitar and he will tell you he got it from the Leisure Suite. Also ask about Erin getting a job here, but he needs a sample. Go right and take the drain pipe. In your inventory, combine the cheese flavored dildo with the XL condom, then the cardboard roll. Use this strange contraption on the rat, then select to refund the game I tried to refund the game and all I got is this lousy achievement. Now pick up the captured rat.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Leisure Suite and ask Bea about the guitar.

Pier 69

Talk to Waltraud about the guitar. Open the hatch on the back of the slot machine using your quarter. Put your captured rat inside the repair hatch. Now talk to Stix about the guitar - he will only confront Cebe if he has a drink first.

Lefty's

Go inside and ask Lefty for the strongest drink he has. In your inventory, combine the virgin cocktail with your disinfectional wipes. Go right, then head upstairs to the apartment. Give her the rare book, then talk to her about the nightclub opportunity. Pick up the hedge trimmer and use it on the voyeur drone. Head downstairs and outside. Search the trash can to get the old camera.

Pier 69

Give the deflowered cocktail to Stix.

Hell's Pawn

After the conversation, show the old camera to Cebe.

Lefty's

Go up to the apartment again and talk to Erin, suggesting an option for her show Erin.

Prune Incorporated

Put the last poster on the poster wall (12/12) on the right. Go inside and give the figurine to Finley, then take an instant camera from the table on the right.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Salon du Lezard and give the instant camera to the guys, then trade for the weird cloth. Take the Shroud of Urine from the back wall.

Hell's Pawn

Give the Shroud of Urine to Cebe, then take the guitar.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Salon again and return the guitar to Lemma. Talk to her about the posters, then give her the e-piece pipe Lemma.

Hell's Pawn

Go down the stairs (Cebe will let you in now). After talking to Dick, also talk to Anu. Walk over towards the VIP area and Lemma will descend. Head right towards the tables and talk to Lance about Dick until Becky leaves. Pick up the VIP ticket that Becky leaves on the table. Use this on the ticket scanner next to the flames. Now head down to the VIP area.

After talking to Lemma, go and talk to Erin and repeatedly select the "..." option Bechdel Test passed. Click on the chainmail bra, then take the opened chainmail bra. Save your game.

Enter the dark room. Examine the moist hole on the left and interact with it. Next examine the strangely smelling object. Now examine the strangely familiar silhouette Lefty's dark secret. Examine the seething pool, then examine "Dick?" I prefer Dick. After a short cutscene you will end up in prison Busted. Load your game.

Enter the dark room. Examine the moist hole on the left and interact with it. Next examine the strangely smelling object. Examine the seething pool, then examine "Lemma and Erin?" Going for the girls. After a short cutscene you will end up in prison.

Prison

Tell Anu your name and tell her it is her honor to defend you. Now answer all of her questions with "It was dark and I'd been drinking!" Dark and drunk!. Talk to Tuck about everything. Examine the light beam so you can see outside, then grab the whistle before returning to the prison. Take Tuck's perfume from the table, as well as the plunger and string of lights.

Walk to the right of the cell and use the whistle on the door with a keypad. Say that your cellmate insists on a cavity search (if you can't, go and talk to Tuck some more first). Now talk to Tuck and offer to do it yourself - you will end up with a cucumber. Combine this with your plunger, then add the string of lights. Use your improvised hook shot on Pi, who is on top of the safe to the right. You will end up back outside again.

The Boys

Hell's Pawn

Talk to Cebe to get a skin voucher, then ask him about the club. Head downstairs again. Give your skin voucher to the gargoyle barkeeper in exchange for a bottle of Doom Perignon. Pick up a flyer from the right size of the bar. Now head down to the VIP section. Use your improvised plunger on the dried up lube fountain, then take the lubed wedding ring. Grab the rubber doll from the altar on the right, and the dismembered arm from the dark room door.

Go back outside and interact with the barred window to talk to Tuck until you receive a hand mirror.

Prune Incorporated

Take the Prune balloons. In your inventory, use the band aid on the blow-up doll, then use the fixed blow-up doll with the Prune balloons.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the gym. Use your gym membership card on the gate, and you will receive some Brotein powder. Go right and talk to Lance about everything. Pick up the white wash cream from the stool, then go back outside. Talk to Dick before leaving.

Lefty's

Go inside up to the apartment. Examine the fleshlight box on the stool. Pick up the hedge trimmer and the strawberry penis, then return downstairs. Open the washing machine to reveal a mysterious tunnel. Read the instructions on the hand mirror. Save your game.

Enter the mysterious tunnel. Go left, straight ahead, and take the die I like roleplaying. Load your game.

Enter the mysterious tunnel. Go left, straight ahead, take the axe, and make yourself comfortable. After talking to Tuck, pick up the Lady Gag poster. Go right and use the fleshlight on the ink pad. Now talk to Anu about Prune Tower to receive a USB stick. Climb back through the tunnel to leave.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the gym and talk to Lance about everything again. Go outside and talk to Dick, who mentions throwing a gift away at the pier.

Pier 69

Go to the beach at the far left. Search the flotsam to find a ring.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the gym and show Lance the ring and the bottle of Doom Perignon.

Pier 69

Talk to Waltraud about the wedding chapel, then talk to the smoking guy twice, to get some aluminum foil, and to ask about the wedding chapel.

Lefty's

Go inside, to the right, and through the tunnel again. Ask Tuck if she is the priestess, and you will receive a drag key. Return through the tunnel once more.

Pier 69

Enter the fun fair. Use the drag key on the wedding lectern. Put the book of love on the book holder, the bottle of Doom Perignon in the champagne bucket, the flowers on the wedding arch, and the candles in the candle sticks. Light the candles with your match box.

New Lost Wages Strip

Talk to Lance in the gym, then talk to Dick outside and convince him to come to the pier.

Pier 69

During the ceremony, use the remote on the animatronic bear. Give the washed up wedding ring to Lance, and the lubed wedding ring to Dick Lance.

The Girls

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Leisure Suite and examine the "Fuck-O-Matic Deluxe" in front of the main counter. Combine this with your fisting hand. Go outside, then enter the gym and use your new device on the punch bag of self-mutilation.

Pier 69

Enter the fun fair. Talk to Diana. Use the High Striker game on the right. Use your lubed plunger on the puck, then use the High Striker game again.

Prune Incorporated

Head inside. Combine the fleshlight with the strip intern job posting, then give this to Finley. Use your access card on the elevator and head up to the Prune Office. Talk to Nari, then use the coffee machine on the left. Pick up the vanilla latte and give it to Nari. Use your access card on the elevator to return to the Prune Tech Store, then head outside.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Leisure Suite and try to enter the back room - after a brief chat you will end up going there. Pick up the kale, water melon and rainbow hair extension. Head back outside, then enter the gym. Talk to Diana until she asks for a protein shake. Talk to Phteven about it.

Lefty's

Go inside and head right. Replace the green dripping pipe with your pipe piece. Flip the lever on the brewing kettle down, then turn the valve, then flip the lever back up. Return out to the bar to tell Lefty the brewery is back up and running.

Head right and open the brewashing machine. Put the kale, cucumber, Brotein powder and expired soy into the machine, then use the machine. Go back out tot he bar and use your thermal jug on the tap to get the Jizzorade protein shake.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the gym again and give the Jizzorade to Diana. Head outside again and enter the Leisure Suite, then go through to the Quiki Mart. Use the slushy machine, then pick up the slushy and put it into your thermal jug.

Prune Incorporated

Go inside and use your access card on the elevator, heading to the Prune Tech Lab. After talking to ProtoPi, start running tests based on the status icon shown on the display:

1. Fire: Use your cooled slushy on ProtoPi, then pull the lever.
2. Saw: Use your chainmail bra on ProtoPi, then pull the lever.
3. Radiation: Use your aluminum foil on ProtoPi, then pull the lever.
4. Laser: Use your hand mirror on ProtoPi, then pull the lever.

Choose any options during the calibration. Take the super power bank from the wall (where the laser hit). Use your access card on the elevator and go back to the Prune Office. Talk to Nari. Use your access card on the elevator to return to the Prune Store, then head outside.

Lefty's

Use your hedge trimmer on the lush bush, then insert your super power bank into the junction box. Step on the manhole cover to go back underground.

Pick up the pencil from the shelves on the left, and the remote control from the hand of the body on the floor. Also pick up the chainsaw fuel from next to the barrels, and the batteries from on top of the barrels. Put the batteries into the remote control. Examine the cassette deck to take out a cassette, then use your pencil on the cassette to rewind it. Put the cassette back into the cassette deck, then use it to listen to the recording. Use the remote control on the computer and enter the code 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

In the back room, pick up the "Treasure Loot Terry" module. Return to the lab and step into the light to go back up to the street. Enter Lefty's. Give Lefty the maca plant, chainsaw fuel and Tuck's perfume. Pick up the moose head.

Prune Incorporated

Go inside and use your access card on the elevator, heading to the Prune Office. Give the Treasure Loot Terry cartridge to Nari and you will both end up at Lefty's.

Lefty's

Head back downstairs and outside again.

Prune Incorporated

Go inside and use your access card on the elevator, heading to the Prune Office. Use your sticky bone on the pencil sharpener to the left. Try to take the red ball from the ball pit. Examine Nari's assistant, then take the corkscrew and use it on your watermelon. Use your access card on the elevator to return to the Prune Store, then head outside.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Leisure Suite. Take the Horny-Corn head and leave again, but you have to return it because it is not for sale. Enter the Leisure Suite again. In your inventory, use the white wash cream on the moose head. Add the sharp bone to the moose head. Now exchange this for the Horny-Corn head. Head outside.

Lefty's

Go inside and up to the apartment. In your inventory, combine the rainbow hair extensions with the plug like chess piece. Use your broken hand mirror on the wrecking chomp to turn it into a disco chomp. Give the unicorn tail and unicorn head to Nari. Now use the light switch at the top of the stairs to turn off the main light Nari.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the gym. Swap your bowling melon for the bowling ball on the counter. Head right and talk to Diana - you will automatically go to your apartment Diana.

Prune Incorporated

Go inside and use your access card on the elevator, heading to the Prune Tech Lab. Use the bowling ball on the slide. Now use your access card on the elevator and head to the Prune Office. Use your USB stick in the computer. Use your access card on the elevator to return to the Prune Store, then head outside.

Lefty's

Go inside, to the right, and through the tunnel again. Give the USB stick to Anu, then return through the tunnel.

New Lost Wages Strip

When you arrive you will get a call from Anu. Enter the Salon du Lezard and talk to Anu about everything. While you are here, try to use the hedge trimmer on the guys Cut content.

Prune Incorporated

Go inside to overhear a conversation.

New Lost Wages Strip

Enter the Salon du Lezard again. Now search the following locations and you will eventually find the access card:

• Tip jar on the counter
• Door mat by the front door
• Gap in the floorboards near the guys
• Old chair on the left
• Pillow on the far left

You will automatically leave with Anu.

Prune Incorporated

Press Ctrl-B to show the Boss screen NSFW. Press Ctrl-B again to return to the game. Now use the code lock on the bench and enter the code B, =, =, =, =, D to reveal the secret server Anu. Use the hidden server - accept Pi's help to reset your Timber score. Help BJ with his presentation.

Old School

Pick up the wet journal from the floor. Open the toilet door and pick up the plunger. Use the plunger on the sink, then pick up the eel. Try to use the hand dryer, but it is broken. Look in the mirror and ask your reflection to fix the hand dryer. Now use your wet journal on the hand dryer.

Try to open the door on the left, but it is locked. Use your dry journal on the door, then put the eel into the key hole. Use the journal, then pick up the key. Use the key on the key hole, then go through Grab her by the pixel.

Travel

Pier 69

Enter the port hole on the side of the ship.

Ship

Take the push-up bra. Interact with the large cracked crate and you will break it further. Pick up a crowbar. Use this on the large upside down crate, then take the screaming rubber chicken and sharp piece of wood from inside it. Use the sharp piece of wood on the vibrating parcel, then search the parcel to get the Vibratomizer 3000.

Use the crowbar on the coffin to find a BJ mannequin. Use the push-up bra, screaming rubber chicken and Vibratomizer 3000 on the mannequin. Now pick up the mannequin. Use the crowbar on the toxic barrel, then put the mannequin into the glowing ooze. After a while you will reach your destination Hitting the all time low.

Cancum

Use the well crank, then take the bucket. Take some avocados from the avocado tree. Examine the sand castle to find a syringe. Now head to the bar on the right.

After talking to Lefto, examine the poster on the wall behind him, then ask him for a drink and pick it up (you will also get salt and a lemon slice). Pick up the cooking book from the right side of the bar, then head to the left. Pick up some alpaca manure. Also take an unripe tomato from the tomato plant. Return out to the main part of the town.

Place your unripe tomato on the stone slab on the right, then put the alpaca manure in the soil patch on the left. Use the cooking book on the herb garden to get some coriander. Go back to the alpacas, then out to the town again, and you can pick up the sun-ripened tomato from the stone slab.

Return to Los Lefto's and try to use the blender - offer to give him the guacamole recipe and he will let you use it. Put the avocado, sun-ripened tomato, lemon slice, coriander and salt into the blender, then use the blender. Use your bucket on the blender to collect the guacamole.

Go left to the alpacas again. Use your syringe on the beer you got earlier, then use it on the loose patch in the sunscreen over the alpacas. Put your bucket of guacamole into the trug between the alpacas, then stand in the sun beam The chosen one. Eat the cactus and you will end up talking to the alpacas. Go right and use the chimney mechanism, then crawl through the secret passage.

BJ's Villa

Pick up the watering can. Head up the path on the left and pick up the exceptionally big eraser. Use the watering can on the giant eggplant. Pick up the giant eggplant, then head back down the path. Use the giant eggplant on the penis fly trap. Now use your exceptionally big eraser on the scribbled window. Climb inside through the window.

Follow Faith through a series of doors - when she uses the secret door, use the hidden switch at the bottom right and go through the secret door. Just wait until the self destruct timer runs out Thanks for the cactus.

Cancum

You will end up back near the alpacas, and El Rey will give you a key. Go right and use the chimney mechanism, then crawl through the secret passage again.

BJ's Villa

Pick up the watering can. Head up the path on the left and pick up the brick. Use your watering can on the dry soil at the base of the paddle, then pick up the paddle. Head back down the path. Use the paddle on the trash can. Throw the brick through the window, then climb inside. Go through random doors until you end up downstairs. Use the hidden switch at the bottom left and go through the secret door.

After Faith leaves, use your key on the cage lock. Press the red button and leave the room. Go through random doors until you end up upstairs. Climb outside through the broken window, then head up the path on the left. Finish your conversation with Faith Done!.

Watch through the final scenes and keep watching the credits to the end Nice guys finish last.