Yorkshire Gubbins

Verb School

How to play Yorkshire Gubbins

Choose any options in the first conversation with Verbal Victor 20p well spent. Talk to him again inside the school. Open the loot crate to the left, then close it again. Look at the creature. Pick up the monkey and give it to Verbal Victor, then talk to him about the Use button.

Talk to the custard pie dispenser Shut it, you. Now use the custard pie dispenser, then pick up the custard pie. Use the custard pie with Verbal Victor The Classics. Head through the door of doom.

Go right and open the baby judging supplies box. Further to the right, push the rock, then pick up the Smelly Derek. Give one of the chew toys to each of the babies and they will destroy them. Use the Udgrom Jr on each of the babies, then use Smelly Derek on each of the babies. Talk to Verbal Victor and ask for the rosette. Use the rosette on any baby, then complete the final conversation I want my money back.

Holy Molluscamony

Yorkshire Gubbins Prequel

You will get an achievement for starting this episode A Beautiful Day.

Go right and talk to the Bertrellas about everything Bernard The Duck. Head left and pick up some mud, then go right and enter the wedding venue. Talk to Crazy Uncle Herbert about everything Slugs Hate Salt. Continue right and talk to the barman, who won't give you a drink without seeing an invitation. Go through the door towards the hotel rooms, and you will find yourself in a corridor.

Talk to Little Bilge, then pick up the robot. Head right and go up the stairs to the hotel rooms. Go right and talk to Bernard about everything Jeff Goldblum. You will also end up with Bernard's invitation. Return down the stairs to the corridor, then go back to the reception. Next head up the large stairs on the right into the restaurant.

Head right and talk to Mrs Grubwump, asking for the perfume 3 times Christmas Pudding. Now go left and pick up the fan. Go through the door on the left to enter the kitchen. Go to the far left and look at the bin, then pick it up to get a fish. Return out to the restaurant and ask Mrs Grubwump for the perfume again to get it. Enter the kitchen again and pour the perfume into the sink to end up with an empty spray bottle.

Leave the kitchen and the restaurant, and return to the corridor. Use your empty spray bottle on Little Bilge to collect his tears Your Tears Nourish Me. Head down to the reception and talk to the barman. Get each of the drinks, making sure to finish with the Sowerby Pumper Elland's Finest Liver Bypass.

In your inventory, use the fan on the robot to get asbestos dust. Combine this with the mud you picked up earlier. Head left to return outside. Use the sticky brown confetti substitute on the Bertrellas The Enmuddening. Next use the Eau d'Salty Tears on them The Endrenchening. Finally use the two pints of Sowerby Pumper on them The Enboozening.

You will get another achievement for completing this episode Holy Molluscamony!.

Humble Pie

Yorkshire Gubbins Episode One

You will get an achievement for starting this episode A Pie-fect Day.

Try to talk to the fridge 10 times Ey Up 'Em Up. Open the fridge and you will take the potato and special meat. Open the middle cupboard and take the baking foil, then close the cupboard again. Use the potatoes on the pie dish, then use the special meat on it.

Go through the door into the living room and talk to Steggy's Mum. After the opening question, select this option:

• I consider this Fat Pupper show problematic. Problematic

Continue to talk about everything else. Use the light switch, then close the door to the kitchen. Pick up the letter to Steggy from the floor on the left. Use the light switch again The Mum We Deserve. Leave through the door on the left, then close it behind you.

Open the blue door to Bertrella's house. After the opening question, select these options:

• Honestly? Some exposition here would be helpful. You Were Wearing Your Blue Jumper?
• I mean, it rings a bell I suppose.

Continue with the rest of the conversation Go Forth And Do All The Things. Close the door on the right, then open the door to Bertrella's kitchen and go through. Close the door behind you. Talk to Normal Paul and say sorry - at the end of the conversation you will get a Normality Index measuring tool. Use the tool on Normal Paul (1/10). Go back through the living room door and close the door behind you, then use the tool on Bertrella (2/10). Go back out to the street, then close the door behind you.

Walk all the way left to go to the park. Use the tool on Slugkin Bertrella (3/10), then talk to her about everything. Walk to the left and pick up the suspicious bag. Open it in your inventory to find a book and some fire crackers.

Return right and use the door to Steggy's house, then close it behind you. Use the tool on Steggy's Mum (4/10). Go back outside, then close the door behind you again. Head right and use the gray door to enter a ginnel.

Go right to overhear a conversation, then push the random shrubbery Luxuriant Foliage. Talk to Terry the Robot about everything, then use the tool on Terry the Robot (5/10). Try to open the door to the right, but you don't know the password. Talk to Terry the Robot about everything again. Head right to reach Trophy Street.

Go to the far right and look at the fancy looking motorbike. Enter the Robowash launderette, then close the door behind you. Use the tool on the stranger (6/10). Use the wedding dress on the machine just to the right of the stranger. Talk to the stranger about everything. Go back outside and close the door behind your. Use the fire crackers on the motorbike. Go back inside and close the door behind you. Use the wedding dress on the machine. Close the door of the machine, then open it, then close it again. Go back outside and close the door behind you.

Go to the left and enter WalterPrint, then close the door behind you. Use the tool on Walter Stubbs (7/10). Read the book in your inventory, then use it on Walter Stubbs Diabolical. Take the robot poster from the wall. Go back outside. Head to the far left and enter the ginnel again. Talk to the random door and select these options:

• I've come to... talk... to Randy
• I'm here to talk to Randy!
• You have to end your protest!
• Okay, give me the leaflet!

Use the tool on any 3 people (10/10) The Udderbuttock-Gromley Memorial Award. Give the tiny wedding dress to tiny Bertrella Slugkin OMG Are You Psychic?. Use your robot poster on Linda Slugperson to make it sticky. Talk to everyone here about the leaflet. Go upstairs and talk to the Mysterious Slugkin about everything What's in the box?. Keep asking for the box until you receive it.

Go back downstairs and head outside. In your inventory, combine the box with the baking foil, then add the robot poster to create a robot costume. Use the robot costume to wear it, then talk to Terry the Robot. Use the robot costume again to remove it, then talk to Terry the Robot and he will agree to come with you. Head right to Trophy Street.

Enter WendyPrint, then close the door behind you. Talk to Wendy Stubbs, who wants you to convince Walter to close his shop. Go back outside and close the door behind you. Enter WalterPrint, then close the door behind you. Talk to Walter Stubbs until you are kicked out, then enter WendyPrint again and close the door behind you. Talk to Wendy Stubbs and select these options:

• WalterPrint is closed.
• Down with this sort of thing! Careful Now

Finish the conversation, then go back outside and close the door behind you. Go back to the ginnel and enter through the random door again. Give the leaflets to Randy Slugperson. Leave here, then go left to return to Manor Road. Go to the far left into the park and talk to Slugkin Bertrella The Pub Awaits. Return right and go through the blue door, then close it behind you. Give Bertrella the wedding dress Good As New.

There is a separate achievement for leaving every door open rather than closing them all (but it means you cannot get the achievement for closing all doors). If you want to get this achievement, go back outside now. Head to Trophy Street and open the door to WendyPrint. Open the door to the Robowash launderette, and open the door of the machine inside. Go back to Manor Road and enter Steggy's house, then enter the kitchen. Open the fridge, oven and all 3 cupboards. Return to Bertrella's house, making sure not to close any doors. Enter Bertrella's kitchen. Give Terry to Normal Paul, then go back out and talk to Bertrella. Enter the kitchen again and pick up the special pie meat Born in a barn.

Head left and enter Bertrella's kitchen, then close the door behind you. Give Terry to Normal Paul Best Friends Forever. Leave the kitchen and close the door behind you. Talk to Bertrella. Return into the kitchen and close the door behind you. Pick up the special pie meat, and you will automatically return to your own kitchen. Close the door Put wood in t'ole.

Use the special pie meat on the pie dish, then pick up the pie and put it into the oven Humble Pie!.

Aye Fair Lady

A Musical

Select any options during the opening conversation Mandatory Singing Day.

Walk through the gap in the wall, then talk to Bertrella. Go right and open the door on the ferret house, then try to pick up the ferret. Follow it to the left into the dodgy part of town. Talk to Dick Spangle, then talk to the dodgy car mechanic. Use the ferret on the can of WD40 oil Sneaky Sneaky. Talk to Dick Spangle again, then push him It Solve Nothing. Pick up the Bluetooth earpiece, then use it on the Aye Phone 4 in your inventory.

Return right and talk to Bertrella about everything, then give her the paired Bluetooth earpiece, and she will give you her phone number. Go back through the gap in the wall. Head right into town, then enter the Puppetry School. Talk to Regina until she performs her entire puppet show, making sure just to stay still. Ask her to do it two more times, again watching the whole thing Proper Into Puppetry. Ask her to do it again, then quickly go and take the sparkly dress and tuxedo. Try to leave through the door on the left while the song is still going Resistance is Futile. You will automatically leave after another brief conversation.

Go right and enter The Grand. Go right and you will be stopped by a robot. Give him the can of all-purpose oil, then continue the conversation Love To Give. After the song is over, you will end up backstage. Use the sparkly dress in your inventory, then push or pull the ferret in your inventory. Finally, use your Aye Phone 4 on Bertrella's phone number Aye Fair Lady.